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A Valentine Kiss for Prince Charming?

Nigel, an alcoholic, staggered into a bar on Valentine's Day and, after staring for
some time at the only woman seated there, walked up to her and gave her kiss
in honour of Valentine's Day. She jumped up and slapped him really hard. Nigel
immediately apologised and explained, 'Look, I'm sorry. I thought you were my
wife. You look exactly like her.'
'Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!' she screamed at
the top of her voice. 'Funny,' Nigel muttered, shaking his head, 'you even sound
exactly like her.'
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