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Peanuts.

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball
game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As
the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" And the
patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in
their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all brokeout
into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home
team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat
calling.
Thinking things were going very well. The doctor decided to go get a beer and
a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the
doctor asked," What in the world happened? "
The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine till a vendor
passed by and yelled PEANUTS!"
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