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Not A white Sox Fan.

Two boys are playing hockey on an inlet on a pond in suburban Chicago
when one is attacker by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes his stick and wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the
dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident and rushes over
to the boy. "Young White Sox Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Chicago, I just assumed you were," said the reporter,
and he began writing again.
"Cubs Fan Rescues Friends from Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Cubs fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs or the Sox. What
team do you root for?" inquired the reporter. "I'm a Yankees fan," the child
responded.
The reporter turned the page in his notebook and wrote "Little Brat from New
York Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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