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Holy Water.

Did you hear about the guy who went to the races and while there he
observed a Roman Catholic priest who went over to a horse and sprinkled it
with holy water. The horse went on to win the race, streaking ahead of the
opposition. Before the next race he saw the priest go over to another horse
and sprinkle it with holy water. Like the first horse it went on to win its race.
The guy said to himself that if the priest sprinkles another horse with holy
water I am going to bet every penny I have on that horse. Sure enough, the
priest went over to another horse and sprinkled it with holy water. So the guy
went to a bookie and bet every penny he had on this horse.
Then the race started and the horse that the priest sprinkled with holy water
dropped dead about 100 yards after the start of the race.
The guy was devastated. So he went over to the priest and said, "What's
going on here? The last two horses you sprinkled with holy water went on to
win their races, and this last one you sprinkled dropped dead after only 100
yards. I had put every penny I had on it's nose!"
The priest replied, "You're not Roman Catholic, are you?" The guy admitted
that he was not and asked, "But, how do you know that?"
The priest said, "Because you don't know the difference between giving a
blessing and administering the last rights."
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