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Avid Hunter

A hunter was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the
frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The hunter took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
Princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want."
Again the hunter took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket.
Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that
I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss
me?"
The hunter said, "Look, I'm a avid hunter and when I'm not hunting, I'm fishing,
so I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool!"
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