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Mother Nature

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to
the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of
buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a
beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the
buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf
bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way
you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the
taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the
point of total nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken,
the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows."
The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"
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