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Pompous stockbroker kills school mascot

A young stockbroker decided to take a day off and visit some of his professors
in his old school. When he made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog
was attacking a small child. He quickly grabbed the dog and throttled it with his
two hands.
The next day the local newspaper reported the story with the headline, "Valiant
student saves boy from ferocious dog".
The stockbroker called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be
issued and that the paper will tell the readers he was a successful Wall Street
broker and not a student.
The next day the newspaper issued a correction and the headline read,
"Pompous stockbroker kills school mascot".
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