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Calculation is correct

A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker
suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he
wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker
whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not
convince the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came
first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew
the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages
and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown
experimentally that my calculation is correct?!"
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