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Laloo Mania

Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE,SIR..."
Laloo : "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTOON, IT IS WRITTEN " FOR 4-7 YRS".
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