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Questions, Replied with witty answers

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much.


Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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