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Call from the wife

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?'
'What's the price?'
'Only $1,500.00'
'Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... '
'Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... '
'What price did he quote you?'
'Only $70,000 ... '
'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
'Great! But before we hang up, something else ... '
'What?'
'It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... '
'How much are they asking?'
'Only $375,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... '
'Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $325,000. OK?'
'OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!'
'Bye ... I do too ... '
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
'Okay... who's phone is this?'
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