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A Vacation to Jerusalem

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.'

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?'

The man replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.' Shaking his head, he continued, 'I just can't take that chance.'
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