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A Mail From A Victim of Chain Mails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me from 2002 -  2008 and still continuing it in 2009.

Because of your kindness:


* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that itís good for removing toilet stains.


* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.


* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer, now my friends wont sit beside me anymore.


* I donít leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.


* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.


* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.


* When I go to parties, I donít look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.


* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! sheís been 7 since 1993)


* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncleís property of $ 100 million, So much trustworthy.
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