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Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?
Answer: She used to run away from the ball.

Name the child's favorite Christma king?
Answer: A stocking.

On Christmas morning the coy boy said what?
Answer: Mooooey Christmas.

What Mary Popins wanted from Santa?
Answer: Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes.

What do you all know about ig?
Answer: An Eskimo house without Loo.

How yeti gets down from the hill top?
Answer: By-icicle.

If the vampire crosses the road you will find what?
Answer: Frost bite.

Why the Christmas tree canít stand up?
Answer: It doesnít have legs.

Differentiate between Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet?
Answer: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?
Answer: Merry Crispmass

You should be careful at Christmas - why?
Answer: There are mince spies about!
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