Welcome to funmunch.com

Christmas Joke

Home  :  Jokes   :  Christmas   :  Christmas Fireman

Christmas Fireman

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill
and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three
wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a
reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about
the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees never
do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything
about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and
ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking
it in my face she said
"See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
Rate:    
Views: 2491 | Rating:1.00  |  Votes:1
Comments (0)
Comments
Funmunch.com
No comments yet. Comment about this joke & share your comments with other users who browse this joke. So be the first one...
Add your comment here

You are not signed in. Sign up or sign in to comment with a username.

Your Name:


Your Email:


Your Comment: [500 Words Limit]



Type security code here:


Advertisement
Home | About | Privacy | Terms | Contact | Register | Login |
@ 2017 - 2018 Funmunch.com