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Entering Heaven

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it
on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates,"
Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the
pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's glasses.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
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