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Santa en route

Santa is near to just finishing up his route when he jumps up
the chimney and out onto the roof. He pulls out his map, and
tells Rudolph where to go next. He then jumps into the sleigh and
away they go. Suddenly, Rudolph starts into a nose dive. Santa is
worried, Santa is scared. The ground is approaching very, very
quickly...he's pulling up on the reigns, yelling at Rudolph,
nothing helps. Suddenly CRASH! Debris is flying everywhere.
Santa is covered in wood scraps, feces and used toilet paper.
He gets up and storms over to Rudolph, yelling, 'Dammit Rudolph,
I said the SCHMIDT house!'
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