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Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan the Nuns

Bored by their wild partying lifestyle Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan have turned
into nuns.
One day Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan were in back of the convent smoking
cigarettes, when one said,”It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to
smoke,but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother
Superior doesn’t find them.”
Paris said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really
solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put
the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!”
Lindsay Lohan was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
“You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for
them.” The next day Lindsay Lohan went to the drug store and walked up to the
counter. “Good morning, sister,” said the pharmacist.
“What can I do for you today?”
“I’d like some condoms, please,” said Lindsay Lohan. The pharmacist was a
little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,
“How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box.”
“I’ll take six boxes – that should last about a week,” she replied.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to
ask any more questions,
but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, “Sister, what
size condoms would you like – we have large, extra large, and big liar size.”
Lindsay Lohan thought for a minute, and finally said, “I’m not certain, perhaps
you could recommend a good size for a Camel.”
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