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In an airplane

An airplane was about to crash and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4
parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am President of the United
States and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million
people, and a superpower, etc." So he takes the first parachute and jumps out
of the plane. The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best
NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me so I can't afford to
die." So he takes the second parachute and leaves the plane. The third
passenger, Britany Spears, said, "I am the greatest influence on all girls, I am
God's gift to men and I'm the smartest woman in the world" So she takes the
third parachute and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the
second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail
and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will
sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute." The Boy Scout said, "It's
OK, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my
backpack."
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