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Britney Spears decides to try horseback riding

Britney Spears decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace,
but Britney begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her
frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try & throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup & she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
again & again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when........

The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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