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Britney spears wants to get genuine Alligator shoes

Britney spears was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, Britney shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator
so I can get a pair of shoes!” The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, Britney turned
and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots Britney spears
standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9
foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and
with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then Britney spears flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts
out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”
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