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Bill Gates died in a car accident.

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up
by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to
Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer
in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows
Vista. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going
to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a
decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that
up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands
of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking
about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very
pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see
Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps
and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick
minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he
was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and
tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this
is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that
other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver".
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