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End of the school year

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, 'Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.'

Little Johnny says to himself, 'Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question.'

The teacher asked, 'Who said, 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?'

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, 'Abraham Lincoln.'

The teacher said, 'That's right, Susie. You can go.' Johnny was MAD.

The teacher asked, 'Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?'

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, 'Martin Luther King.'

The teacher said, 'That's right, Mary. You can go'. Johnny was even MADDER than before.

The teacher asked, 'Who said, 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?'

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, 'John Kennedy.'

The teacher said, 'That's right, Nancy. You can go.' Johnny was BOILING MAD.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, 'I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut.'

The teacher asked, 'WHO SAID THAT?'

Johnny said, 'TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?'
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