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A shot of scotch

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.

The bartender thinks 'this guy doesn't know the difference,' so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.

The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!'

Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction.

But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.

Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.

He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:
'Shay mishter, tashte this!' The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.

'That tastes like pee!,' he shoots back at the drunk.

The drunk replies: 'It ish. Now how old am I?'
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